Jew Wars!

I would like to call attention to the air war currently being fought over you and me. Yes, thanks to the chosen people's choice of living in electorally significant areas like Flor-dah and Michigan, one can almost forget that the vast majority of Jews live in New York, California, and Israel, none of which are swing states. (There has been some trouble with people understanding my sarcasm- Israel is not a typo- only a joke.) The first salvo was fired by an organization called The Great Schlep, which aims to have "liberal" grandchildren of Florida voters convince their "confused" grandparents about voting Obama. The headliner is Sarah Silverman. She cannot accomplish this without referring to obscenities, so I will not publish the clip on my site. You can access it at here. In response, the Republican Jewish Committee enlisted Jackie Mason. This is what he had to say:


Meanwhile, back at YU, the Observer and Commentator both weighed in:

[Update: This post was delayed because of technical difficulties. In the interim, CNN came out with this story and this video: UGGGH I GIVE UP ON POSTING IT. You can see it there. For some reason, now word yet on Jackie Mason.]